Austin doesn’t have a ton of options when it comes to post-last-call dining. But, out of the places open late or all night long, selections run the gamut from typical booze-soaking fare to less conventional options like gluten-free pancakes, vegan migas, and beet sausages. But let’s be honest -- you're not here to make good decisions. You’re here to to fill your gut with something that sticks to your ribs and tries to mitigate some of the damage you've done. Plus, if you don't recall eating it, it doesn't count, right? Click here for all the dirty details in my Thrillist article on late night eats.